Storey Teller Required

[Crustyolddude]

Are you good at stories? I am sure S/M have a few good storey tellers. Well the government of Canada is looking for you. Job posting ends October 8. Starting wage $89,000.00. Tell Trudeau a few good stories. Good luck.
https://emploisfp-psjobs.cfp-psc.gc.ca/psrs-srfp/applicant/page1800?poster=1502120

 

[NoBrakes!]

man, I'd be perfect!

 

[Bogger]

[h=2]​Apparently you need to be well versed in fiction......

Duties[/h]

We’re looking for talented writers who can draft high-quality communications products and messages that tell a story about what the government is doing and why. Ideally, we are looking for people who can meticulously edit and parallel review in English and French.​

 

[snochuk]

Dam, if only I wasn't white and over privileged........
Only from the gvt.

 

[snopro]

I've got a story I'd like to tell him that involves the end of my steel toed boot. Think that would do the trick?

 

[ABMax24]

Maybe they're finally being honest about it?

The Liberal Government has been a bunch of fictional story tellers for some time now...

 

[Crustyolddude]

Maybe they're finally being honest about it?

The Liberal Government has been a bunch of fictional story tellers for some time now...

True. Here is Rex Murphy comments regarding, the Government of Canada ���� Storeyteller position.
https://nationalpost.com/opinion/re...d-another-storyteller-its-already-overstocked

 

[neilsleder]

If I could get drunk I could do that job!

 

[Crustyolddude]

If I could get drunk I could do that job!

How will the government know. You work from home. State that being drunk, brings out your creative juices, a few fights, And long sleeps. “I am invincible “. ����

 

[catalac]

I’m applying I have the start of the story ready.... “once upon a time there was a f’ing idiot called Justin...”

What a complete retread this guy is.

 

[Pistonbroke]

This position has already been filled on a volunteer basis by Quick Dick McDick! Haven’t seen him miss a mark yet.

 

[The big greasy]

I’m applying I have the start of the story ready.... “once upon a time there was a f’ing idiot called Justin...”

What a complete retread this guy is.

He isn't no retard, he knows exactly what he/she is doing. Strict orders from higher

 

[The big greasy]

How anyone says a bad word about trump is beyond me with what we got blessed with.

 

[snopro]

This position has already been filled on a volunteer basis by Quick Dick McDick! Haven’t seen him miss a mark yet.

QDM is the man!!!