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Here is a link for what the Canadian Government is going to do for all seniors for staying home during this crisis.
All seniors are entitled to a grant to stay at home to avoid the spread of COVID-19 Coronavirus starting on Nov. 1, 2020.
The Government grant is accessible to all seniors 65 and older. Read the full article here on how to claim your benefit:
Check the link below to see what your government has for you...

What the House of Commons has for you as a Senior
 

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[FONT=segoe ui, helvetica neue, Helvetica, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, fira sans, droid sans, sans-serif] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]with a piece of paper in his hand.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and important document, and my secretary has left.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Can you make this thing work?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Certainly," said the young executive.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."[/FONT]
 
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