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Thought this was a good chuckle for all you motorheads.......be careful out there this holiday season or anytime for that matter! :xmas2004_15:

Holiday Warning

A recent joint study conducted by Health Canada and the Ontario Ministry of Transport indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soft drinks, juice, energy drinks, and ch!t like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.


This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and worries about your safety. Please be careful.













 
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