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So, a question for you guys that like the thick chicks- which one is more popular, and why?? The King Cat, or the Sidewinder??

I'm very tempted to take one home, but having a hard time deciding.

Biggest thing I see is the clutches, but maybe I'm missing something?? Anyway, is either that much 'better' then the other, or just choose the color you like best??

Thanks.:cool:
 
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Re: Fat chicks

In 2017, the King Cat offered the drop and roll case, skinny boards, and the air intake that the Sidewinder now has for 2018. For 18, the only real difference is color and clutches, skis, and the front intercooler vent grille. The grill is less susceptible to plugging on the Cat, but both will in wet snow. Some folks like the Yamaha ski, I personally prefer the Polaris grippers on the 4 stroke.
 

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Re: It’s just a joke relax

I’m currently dating a skinny chick, with a bunch of bolt on parts. They were super expensive. My skinny chick is super high maintenance and only likes to eat at only the best restaurants which also is very expensive. But my skinny chick puts out like crazy. Like I’m wore out and soaked after a day with her.
My 2 buddies are dating fat chicks and I’ll tell you what, they both let me ride their fat chicks when ever I want, and they are FUN. They don’t care where they eat, just cruise around and take it easy. They go anywhere my skinny chick will go with not much complaining. I was sceptical when they brought out there fat chicks for the first time but I’m a believer now that fat chicks are fun too.
 

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Skinny chicks are tempting but you know in the long run they will break your heart and your wallet.
 

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Re: It’s just a joke relax

Personally i would go with the one that you can get the best deal with. Left over 17 would save you a lot of coin for other things.
Also before you buy check the fit and finish, Cat fit and finish is poor in comparison to Yamaha. Look at the paneling closely, everything should fit as intended and the trim should be clean.
I spend an entire afternoon cleaning my wife new Cat panels with a knife and trimming the edges. It looked terrible, it was like the panels came out of the mold and went straight to assembly without any inspection. My buddies new Cat same thing.
 

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Let's be honest fellas.. sure they all feel light when they're up and dancing, but when the music stops, and the fat chick gets stuck, she just lays there and moans, can't help herself, and you can slice washers of your a-holes trying to lift her out... before you know it, your the only one on the dance floor, you've run outta dancing buddies..

But that's just my observation :D
 

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Let's be honest fellas.. sure they all feel light when they're up and dancing, but when the music stops, and the fat chick gets stuck, she just lays there and moans, can't help herself, and you can slice washers of your a-holes trying to lift her out... before you know it, your the only one on the dance floor, you've run outta dancing buddies..

But that's just my observation :D
Actually it is surprising, as long as you get her on all 4's she will crawl out of alot if you give her an arm tug.

And the big girls now adays can be rolled without gushing in their hood prematurely.
 

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I've always been told that big girls do more stuff but I really need to try one out and see for myself.
 

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Actually it is surprising, as long as you get her on all 4's she will crawl out of alot if you give her an arm tug.

And the big girls now adays can be rolled without gushing in their hood prematurely.

True, but if you want to go deep into the thick bush, she has to be on all 4's and if she goes down on ya them arms can be pretty heavy..
 

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I like "fat chicks" but they scare the hell out of me, I worry if they stick bad I'd need a sky crane to get it out, my backs not what it used to be.

Let's be honest fellas.. sure they all feel light when they're up and dancing, but when the music stops, and the fat chick gets stuck, she just lays there and moans, can't help herself, and you can slice washers of your a-holes trying to lift her out... before you know it, your the only one on the dance floor, you've run outta dancing buddies..

But that's just my observation :D

People still lift sleds???? That’s old school thinking and not easy to do. 400lbs, 600lbs what’s the diff. It’s f’n heavy, too heavy for me to lift. But then there is more ways to unsticking.
You guys need to learn new tricks, I don’t remembert the last time I lifted a sled out from a stuck.
 

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People still lift sleds???? That’s old school thinking and not easy to do. 400lbs, 600lbs what’s the diff. It’s f’n heavy, too heavy for me to lift. But then there is more ways to unsticking.
You guys need to learn new tricks, I don’t remembert the last time I lifted a sled out from a stuck.
Agree, lifting is for suckers.
Good way to fatigue yourself and get stuck more.
 

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This isn’t my buddies first fat chick, he dated a chick from the biggest loser in 2004. She was huge but man she could suck a golf ball through 40’ of garden hose. He was lucky though, he had her on her side once and broke her hip so bad they had to put her down.
 

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I've had a go-round with a few fat chick's over the years.
97 Thundecat 800 triple
98 Thundercat 1000 triple
99 Thundercat 1000 triple
04 King Cat 900 twin
05 BRP's RT 1000 twin
10 TNytro 1049 triple 4stroke
17 Side winder 998 triple 4stroke

Had lots of skinny one too, but they kinda wimpy and no real grunt when you want to get aggressive, little too dainty fragile for me. Plus i find them a little too emotionally unstable and that eventually takes the fun out of it for me.
 

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You're on a "roll"

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to niner again.
 
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