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Have one of each only ride that fat bitch when i have to cant believe people still ride fat sleds as main sled lovin the skinny bitch
 

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At the end of the day she usually gets you home and her sump is so lubricated. Yours gets abused to much it has wear marks on its skirt.
That's cause my skinny girl sucks..........................
....... In snow.
 

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Have one of each only ride that fat bitch when i have to cant believe people still ride fat sleds as main sled lovin the skinny bitch

Ya they are great for little men, otherwise them skinny ones usually get hurt. Don't want that.
From what i'm hearing even little guys can have fun bouncing around on them fat ones with out too much fear of dying.
Plus now day's being fat doesn't mean your out of shape, lots of skinny one's out there are hanging by a thread and about to croak.
 
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That's cause my skinny girl sucks..........................
....... In snow.

Get your self some bulk intake screening. Take the hood off and put the screening where the hood and intake seal come together. Use an elastic band to hold it in place then reinstall the hood. It will 100% stop any water or snow from going through. Problem solved.
 

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Re: Fifty shades of blue

I picked up a 03 fat chick just for riding fast and hard in Alberta. She’s a kinda of a kinky beast. Fifty shades of blue type of kinky. She loves being tied up. My favourite is when I tie her up with a long rope and hook a tube to her. She loves that, she will pull that all day with a smile on her face. The more people that jump on her the happier she is. My skinny girl hates the rope, that means she’s been bad and I have to drag her home.
 

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When your out with your buddy’s and there skinny chix having a time and all the sudden a stranger rolls onto the dance floor with his fat chick and tears it up you gotta take notes. On another note fat chix are harder to kidnap. ?
 

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Haha funny thread for sure . Only way to ride those fat bitches 174 3 inch
 

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My fat girl likes to moan long and hard and she can stay pretty quiet till i break outta the powder with her massive tailpipe, not a screamer like those little skinny girls. When I am riding her in the deep its like a big ol bowl of jellow with a constant stream of pow hitting my face like a fresh can of whip cream, oh its been a week and I am getting a little randy just thinking about mounting her next weekend.
 

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Re: Phat chicks

I've been busy so did not see this thread develop. I love the double entendre (sp). One of my favorite movies was Little Big Man with Dustin Hoffman and Chief Dan George. At one point when Jack Crabb (Hoffman) is living with the Pawnee, he marries a Pawnee girl (Beautiful and skinny). Old Lodge Skins (Dan George) shakes his head in mild disapproval and says "She is so skinny she probably won't make the winter" or something like that. Great flick and worth watching if you can find it.

So anyway, according to a native (perhaps of Hollywood) point of view, a Skinny Chick may not make it through a hard winter.

Thanks for this thread guys :)
 

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When your out with your buddy’s and there skinny chix having a time and all the sudden a stranger rolls onto the dance floor with his fat chick and tears it up you gotta take notes. On another note fat chix are harder to kidnap. ?

In the years i have been riding these big girl's your speaking nothing but the truth in what you just said. You ride in and heads turn, its like being put on the spot and unless you show otherwise your just a trail rider.
I have had stranger's yell out at me or gesture at hill's or chutes for their entertainment. I wear my Yamaha cap very proudly among the 2 smokes.
 

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People still lift sleds???? That’s old school thinking and not easy to do. 400lbs, 600lbs what’s the diff. It’s f’n heavy, too heavy for me to lift. But then there is more ways to unsticking.
You guys need to learn new tricks, I don’t remembert the last time I lifted a sled out from a stuck.

I don't recall saying anything about lifting so don't quote me.
 

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I like "fat chicks" but they scare the hell out of me, I worry if they stick bad I'd need a sky crane to get it out, my backs not what it used to be.

I don't recall saying anything about lifting so don't quote me.

If that's not a reference to lifting then I don't know what is LOL.
That's how I read this. "use of crane, back not what it use to be"
The quote is fitting.
 

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If that's not a reference to lifting then I don't know what is LOL.
That's how I read this. "use of crane, back not what it use to be"
The quote is fitting.

I still didnot say anything about lifting and lifting isn't the only way to aggrevate a bad back but if it makes you feel better to assume that I'm old then have at it but it's only your interpretation and I didnot specifically quote "lifting" so go ***ck yourself!! And don't quote me on something I never said.
 
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