Two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years. First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"
The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy,
"I W..a..s A..l..m..o..s..t M..a..r..r..i..e..d."
The first guy says in amazement...
A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammerer's Action Group.
She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered.
Finally, totally exasperated, she said;
"If any of you can tell me where you were born, without...