Clark Grizwald
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The boys Finially sleeping, wanna play with my romance wand?... The wife loves when I'm romantic
Pick up lines "the good bad and ugly"
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ChillySeven
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| My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. |
ChillySeven
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| You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast! |
ChillySeven
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| Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the ****! |
Skegmeister
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Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it is probably sh!t. 
Clark Grizwald
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Can I please have my tongue back, thank you mam.....
Joholio
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How you dooin?- Joey from Friends
goodngrubby
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Hey baby, hold my drink while I dance with your sister.
Skegmeister
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Nice a$$, butter face...
moyiesledhead
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Your car puts out....Do you?
Joholio
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Do you ever feel like a Tbone steak in a room full of burgers?
teeroy
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can i smell your beaver? no?? oh, it must be your feet....
pipeliner72
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Miss do you have Pet insurance? No why do you ask? Because I am going to smash your pussy!
gates559
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if you were my homework, id do you every night.
gates559
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call me Chris Brown, cause id hit that
gates559
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Im no rooster but you would love what this cock-ill-do-to-you.
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