johnny's quote of the day thread

[john s]

Every day above ground is a good day

 

[AreWeThereYet]

The more I drink the drunker I get,..

 

[powder junkie]

dont eat yellow snow

 

[polcat]

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

 

[polcat]

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

 

[jbb]