Costco and Diesel

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According to them:

Costco only stocks items that we can sell in sufficient quantity to bring a value to our members. The relatively small number of diesel passenger vehicles does not provide the volume needed for us to sell diesel.
 

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They obviously havn't been to good ol Alberta hey. Idiots. What an inconvenience hey.
 

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Shhiiiat if they sold some white oakleys they would have all sorts of diesel pickups filling up there too. Lifted diesels, diesels with stacks, lifted diesels with stacks, lowered diesels, rollin' coal diesels, mall crawling diesels...
 

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I get great mileage and power from stupid store diesel, I can't believe that they didn't research it further. There is always tractor trailers therewhen I need fuel. I would fire their R&D person for making such a stupid assumption!!!
 

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Maybe they Costco will review it again someday. That would be good.
 

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Seems kinda silly they don't offer diesel, considering every time I go in there I see a fair amount of diesels in the parking lot.
 

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Shhiiiat if they sold some white oakleys they would have all sorts of diesel pickups filling up there too. Lifted diesels, diesels with stacks, lifted diesels with stacks, lowered diesels, rollin' coal diesels, mall crawling diesels...
They could offer a promo with Monster stickers, every 1000 litres you get a sticker, if you wait till 10,000 you can get one that covers your hood!
 

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They could offer a promo with Monster stickers, every 1000 litres you get a sticker, if you wait till 10,000 you can get one that covers your hood!
HOLY FAWK and then with those ferocious stickers they would have more horsepower so they could ROLL MORE COAL and then Costco would sell more diesel which equals more stickers and then it's a circular horsepower effect until everyone with a diesel is rolling coal and has 1000 WHORESPOWER! And then there would be so much smoke in the air that life would end as we know it. Except that we would all have 1000 WHORESPOWER so we could all roll coal at the same time and it would reverse the planets rotation and we would travel back in time to when Costco didn't sell diesel and the air was clean and maybe even far enough back to when everyone realized that white sunglasses are for women and queers.
 

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I dig this new word, WHORESPOWER! i just may put dat on my back window beside my "2 in the pink 1 in the stink" decal LOL
 

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I dig this new word, WHORESPOWER! i just may put dat on my back window beside my "2 in the pink 1 in the stink" decal LOL

You should get a picture of that for the Cheezzy thread.
 

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HOLY FAWK and then with those ferocious stickers they would have more horsepower so they could ROLL MORE COAL and then Costco would sell more diesel which equals more stickers and then it's a circular horsepower effect until everyone with a diesel is rolling coal and has 1000 WHORESPOWER! And then there would be so much smoke in the air that life would end as we know it. Except that we would all have 1000 WHORESPOWER so we could all roll coal at the same time and it would reverse the planets rotation and we would travel back in time to when Costco didn't sell diesel and the air was clean and maybe even far enough back to when everyone realized that white sunglasses are for women and queers.

it used to be like that, in the big cities the buildings and sidewalks were coated in soot from the city busses.

life is still here as we know it...
 
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