What can/would YOU doo?

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If you caught someone on your property or in your home trying to steal your possesions? Call the cops?

Would be nice to hear from an authority on this one.

Question. If I shot the pizz out of a robber/home invader with a full auto paintball gun would that be punishable with criminal charges? Just one of many clever ideas I have in the event of such an occurrance.

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If you caught someone on your property or in your home trying to steal your possesions? Call the cops?

Would be nice to hear from an authority on this one.

Question. If I shot the pizz out of a robber/home invader with a full auto paintball gun would that be punishable with criminal charges? Just one of many clever ideas I have in the event of such an occurrance.

Holio

I would remove my clothes then grab my machete and chase them, yelling some incoherent words regarding the painful death they will experience. Hopefully it would scare them good and it isn't overly illegal.
 

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Yeah you can't shoot them with a paintball gun holio, the authorities don't like that.

I would remove my clothes then grab my machete and chase them, yelling some incoherent words regarding the painful death they will experience. Hopefully it would scare them good and it isn't overly illegal.

Chasing them ass naked with a machete and a bottle of lotion would probably work pretty well to deter them though!
 

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I remember hearing that if you are going to shoot someone, make sure they are facing you....saying that he was attacking you and you were scared for your life
 

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Zip ties? Please elaborate Darcy. Sounds like unlawful confinement to me...

RCMP DAD still lurking around?
 

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Yeah you can't shoot them with a paintball gun holio, the authorities don't like that.



Chasing them ass naked with a machete and a bottle of lotion would probably work pretty well to deter them though!

You can scare off a pretty big guy with even just a little dick, nobody wants to fight the naked guy hahahaha!

I have thought about this topic many times as well. First thought is to protect my family i would stop at nothing, lots of guns and ammo sitting in the house. That being said i would be no good to my family sitting in jail and with our bleeding heart justice system it seems that the criminals have more rights than the victims. Guy should have 12 gauge riot loads or rock salt, non-lethal and would hurt like hell.
 

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Yeah so my garage got broken into last winter, turned out to be a couple of local teenage kids, the local RCMP when they showed after it was called in said there hands are tied also.

The kids ended up getting community service because all items were returned. The cop threw his hands up and was more pissed than I was. He said its out of control and consequences are a joke for the criminals. He said it is getting worse all the time, drugs play a big role steal something worth $1000 and sell it for $10.00 anything for some cash for a fix.

He also commented that a property owner set up a few booby traps around the perimeter of his property and slightly injured a guy trying to break into his place, the dirtbag actually sued the property owner. Hows that for justice.
 

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Plus if your naked and you DO kill the bass-turd. They will put you in a nice comfy hospital, give you some nice calming drugs and rehabilitate you. Won't take long you will be back home in no time.
 

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The ones who have the nuts to do what we would all like to do are either a) already in jail, or b) know better than to state their plan in a public forum!


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The ones who have the nuts to do what we would all like to do are either a) already in jail, or b) know better than to state their plan in a public forum!


Maverick Max XRS
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Yup i agree, Posting this type of drival, just puts poster on the rcmp radar, and provides all kinds ammo to the legal system
 
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